It’s not quite the vagina monologues.
I AM CLU.
Well I didn’t come for a fish supper and pint of Bailey’s…
I wish people would stop sending me such vague messages!
Medicine balls
G-G-G-Grindrman!
MORON
Its uncanny really…
I was the sixth Spice Girl, Raging Spice…
Conversation can be a beautiful art form… but not on Grindr.