Before the invention of the iPhone, gay men had to make do with finding each other online or in grotty public toilets... then along came Grindr!
Its described on Wikipedia as a 'geosocial networking application', which means it 'makes use of the device geolocation, which allows users to access other gay and bisexual men within close proximity'.
THE FUTURE IS HERE!!! No longer do you need to be sitting at your computer for a complete stranger to contact you. While appearing in court, falling under a train, or burying a loved one, gays can now offer you anything from a blowjob to bum sex at any time in any place!
I just had to create a profile to see what it was all about. I used my most flattering picture in an attempt to lure in prospective suiters. These are my conversations...
(for non Grindr users, I'm in 'orange')