A normal fuck? Maybe in the future…
He can suck in a whole hotel room? Big lung capacity.
Soft as a gay baby’s bum.
Maybe he’s constructed a 3d model of my head. iPhone’s can do anything these days!
Hello, Police? A gay maniac just shot a man.
Hold on, I’ll ask him to send me his location…
A shout out to DJ Colza McHaggis