Enforcing old-fashioned methods of maintaining morality.
Always knew Lion-O was gay. His hair for fuck sake!
Didn’t know Newt from Aliens was a man!
Muslims and their bad chat-up lines.
Playing hard to get, or at least hard to find…

Its always important to look your best on Grindr, or the gays will hate you.
Grindr is great for thrilling conversation.
Always being mistaken for Jet from Gladiators. It’s a compliment, she was a looker…