Before the invention of the iPhone, gay men had to make do with finding each other online or in grotty public toilets… then along came Grindr! Its described on Wikipedia as a ‘geosocial networking application’, which means it ‘makes use of the device geolocation, which allows users to access other gay and bisexual men within close proximity’. THE FUTURE IS HERE!!! No longer do you need to be sitting at your computer for a complete stranger to contact you. While appearing in court, falling under a train, or burying a loved one, gays can now offer you anything from a blowjob to bum sex at any time in any place! I just had to create a profile to see what it was all about. I used my most flattering picture in an attempt to lure in prospective suiters. These are my conversations… (for non Grindr users, I’m in ‘orange’) var sc_project=6941995; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="8e581d38"; Tumblr (3.0; @thegrindrman)http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c79203d5aff758b3571f1a6d6909a571/tumblr_mmeezrz0Nt1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe he meant the other BTM</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/51031817990http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/51031817990Wed, 22 May 2013 01:51:31 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbe64e2c53da60ce2db7cbca06e64b28/tumblr_mmdcx6CXSJ1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now there’s a response I never expected…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/49762998695http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/49762998695Mon, 06 May 2013 09:58:18 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f29e12c46a9221287f369c56a47f0e4/tumblr_mm48j2IKQ01qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://s42.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/null_zps120ff26a.png.html" target="_blank"><img alt=" photo null_zps120ff26a.png" border="0" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/null_zps120ff26a.png"/></a></p> <p>I love how he keeps the fully dressed pic for last…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/49351213101http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/49351213101Wed, 01 May 2013 11:50:55 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a21a1fec8118c1d633e9df8fb539d0d/tumblr_mkdzvn9tP51qk93rto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://s42.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/Grindr/C0715A63-9801-4B48-9A9D-F5B9B262B233-888-000000A6E67713EA_zpsf091134c.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img alt=" photo C0715A63-9801-4B48-9A9D-F5B9B262B233-888-000000A6E67713EA_zpsf091134c.jpg" border="0" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/Grindr/C0715A63-9801-4B48-9A9D-F5B9B262B233-888-000000A6E67713EA_zpsf091134c.jpg"/></a></p> <p>Desigual clothes are gross!!!</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/46528042613http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/46528042613Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:06:59 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1c3e8b1d757cf6a6670556e1f2e92f7/tumblr_mk71sutoBg1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yo-no…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/46217320805http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/46217320805Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:05:17 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e36729f13ae51379331458cb40e21e6/tumblr_mjwhn2hYmZ1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate washing delicates</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45745650030http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45745650030Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:13:50 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7624a1c19a95acc7b5c93b533fc549ba/tumblr_mjqbozfFuo1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe the latter guy could make little smoke rings while he’s wanking…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45461286941http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45461286941Sat, 16 Mar 2013 01:19:47 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adf7776fb0f9cdd9df2ef77d2bd15968/tumblr_mjmivmxrQE1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a six week course. I passed in 4 days…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45304583265http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45304583265Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:04:34 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c79e3f73176fc2c7e1728fb41ba1ba2/tumblr_mjh1fm39KY1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My mum would just adore him…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45072624786http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/45072624786Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:59:46 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f777bbef7db0f84d1cbb721dd0d82801/tumblr_milpkbf1Xi1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mummy bear or Daddy bear…?</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/43694224831http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/43694224831Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:57:47 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e74ec114dceaffd59ce9ffab73d7682/tumblr_mi7gdi8VlA1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bottom</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/43069473414http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/43069473414Thu, 14 Feb 2013 10:12:54 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c68d1df176103b89038dfe74fda67212/tumblr_mhkfo69RI91qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not quite the vagina monologues.</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42056379287http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42056379287Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:52:53 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b775f3fc52c760cd6f9a2c7062213bae/tumblr_mhjqrbFhuB1qk93rto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://s42.beta.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/Grindr/photo2-1_zps916a4a48.png.html" target="_blank"><img alt="photo photo2-1_zps916a4a48.png" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/Grindr/photo2-1_zps916a4a48.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://s42.beta.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/Grindr/photo3-1_zpsb77cfdc9.png.html" target="_blank"><img alt="photo photo3-1_zpsb77cfdc9.png" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/Grindr/photo3-1_zpsb77cfdc9.png"/></a></p> <p>I AM CLU.</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42023144209http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42023144209Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:54:00 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2c39bc2a97a519dee9c2669395b17d6/tumblr_mhjkpdGtnw1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well I didn’t come for a fish supper and pint of Bailey’s…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42018292607http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42018292607Fri, 01 Feb 2013 12:44:01 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dfa8743a8456003647fd8a40cea65f5/tumblr_mhjkhwjnfm1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish people would stop sending me such vague messages!</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42018147192http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/42018147192Fri, 01 Feb 2013 12:39:32 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cd2f5acbe630dc580aa076fbfa0b3f3/tumblr_mhapuxJDUX1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Medicine balls</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41622104261http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41622104261Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:56:57 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f866742f7548e03aa4f008d19eb2a679/tumblr_mh4d4jgn3d1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>G-G-G-Grindrman!</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41347678690http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41347678690Thu, 24 Jan 2013 07:36:18 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbe2ad3d850148ef24a0942d461ce475/tumblr_mh21hnt4mj1qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://s42.beta.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/Grindr/photo2_zpsd6fa5a90.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img alt=" photo photo2_zpsd6fa5a90.jpg" border="0" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/Grindr/photo2_zpsd6fa5a90.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://s42.beta.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/Grindr/photo3_zps4c80d587.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img alt=" photo photo3_zps4c80d587.jpg" border="0" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/Grindr/photo3_zps4c80d587.jpg"/></a></p> <p>MORON</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41240140991http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41240140991Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:29:47 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bfaf4d61b061a99db5b42b347fbddf49/tumblr_mh195xbTra1qk93rto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://s42.beta.photobucket.com/user/dangermouse0702/media/Grindr/photo2_zps3625c776.png.html" target="_blank"><img alt=" photo photo2_zps3625c776.png" border="0" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/dangermouse0702/Grindr/photo2_zps3625c776.png"/></a></p> <p>Its uncanny really…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41196978107http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41196978107Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:17:57 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86c8953bfc2ad7ac4be2f789b78fced3/tumblr_mh051qbNU41qk93rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was the sixth Spice Girl, Raging Spice…</p>http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41152681318http://thegrindrman.tumblr.com/post/41152681318Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:51:25 +0000